About me:

27 year old Female from Brooklyn, NY, United States Hi there, I'm Maggie 👋 I'm a pansexual, non-binary, Latinx (Chile CTM!), convivial carnal companion, tireless curator of indulgent experiences, and professional gremlin.

My hobbies include alliteration, watching movies, cooking, baking, reading (personal essays especially), roller skating, doodling, twerking, tweeting, and redecorating my apartment. I maintain a sunny disposition despite everything and anything– I'm soft and hopeful, and darn proud of it.

Friends describe me as funny and super bubbly, and I agree! As evidenced by my social media presence (s/o to the lurkers, I appreciate you), I am playful and silly. A silly, goofy little guy, even. If I'm wearing jewelry, I try to keep it silver to match my tongue. Puns quips and dad jokes are encouraged.

I'm fluent in Spanish (mi primer Idioma) and body language, too.

Much like my current favorite console, the panel that controls my lighting, and the name of a silly 1991 film starring Ellen Barkin, I am a switch. Don't let the doe eyes fool you– I am perfectly comfortable topping!

Also, I'm built like a brick house. If these walls could talk... well you'll see. I'm a handful, in the most literal sense.

Come say hello! Please introduce yourself. Tell me about your niche interests! I pinky promise I can keep a secret.

WISH LIST: https://www.thingstogetme.com/402002a52d1c

Availability:

'm available weekday evenings and Saturday and Sunday throughout the day! That being said, I am flexible and happy to work around your schedule, so feel free to ask if you have a particular time in mind.

Screening is required.

Please be ready to provide a photo of yourself holding a photo ID. You can blur out the numbers and sensitive info as long as your name, birth date, and photo remain visible. Alternatively, you may provide references to two providers you have seen in the past year.

Before being able to see me, you will need to pass a screening. Please refrain from asking whether I am available if you've not submitted and passed screening.

Screening allows me to suss you out for my safety! I value privacy and discretion, and your information will not be stored anywhere upon completing your screening. Between my VPN, secure network, and personal integrity, your details are safe with me.

Providing screening details upfront makes booking easy-peasy and will instantly curry favor with me.

Deposits
Long-distance appointments (1+ hours away) require a $100 deposit!

Round-trip transportation is required for all outcall appointments.

Incall appointments require a $100 deposit and will be hosted from a hotel booked by yours truly.

My cashapp is $maggiefern69

Contact Maggie:

Remember when you used to be able to poke people on social media? *Poke*

Please do not call. Instead, please text or email me!

Tell me a bit about yourself and what you're looking for in a provider.

I look forward to pleasing you.